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Total Medals Earned: 688 (From 49 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 6,725 Points

R&C: Advent Chickendar

Medals Earned: 29/29 (145/145 points)

Chicken 5 Points

Little fella followed us here from the first R&C department. Think this one was Blue Eyes III. BluJu2 to his friends.

Tankhen 5 Points

Now he can make all the "cock" jokes he wants.

Chico 5 Points

Requires separate containment since the brooder incident of '99.

Madnest 5 Points

Requires separate containment.

Strawberry Cock 5 Points

That's two. Place your bets on how many cock jokes we get through by Christmas Day.

Chickien Hominid 5 Points

A chicken of extra-terrestrial origin. I was on vacation during its discovery, otherwise it wouldn't be named "Hominid" when it's clearly not a bloody ape!

Chicken Fingers 5 Points

Alright, I'll drop the researcher schtick for a second. This one is more recognisable if I copy the colours straight from an episode of Salad Fingers. But I chose bright colours on a black background and us professional artists have to stick to our guns.

Solid Cock 5 Points

This one, on the other hand, is barely recognisable regardless. Worth it for another cock joke though.

Peckey 5 Points

So close to getting another one right away. Shame his original name wasn't Biter.

Cockhead 5 Points

And we're back.

Chainsaw the Chicken 5 Points

Where the hell does he keep getting that? No, don't name him after it!

Dad's a chicken 5 Points

These two always seem to go together bringing the added confusion of how they're both named Dad. Obviously not an issue this time so I don't know why you even brought it up.

Chicky 5 Points

Went to download the music from Tricky's Sexy Dance. Said you need permission to use it and I don't even know if that user's active anymore. Don't know the name of the tune to google it so just recorded it from Bottom, the one other place I remember hearing it. Realised it's probably somewhere in the credits for Castle Crashers afterwards. Later stopped giving a crap about using music without permission anyway, making this whole endeavour the very definition of pointless.

Snowbill 5 Points

Bill as in beak. Bunnybill would have also been acceptable.

Cuboiled Egg 5 Points

We have the aforementioned colour issue, also think I should've made him wider, not to mention the fact that who even remembers Cuboy anyway? At least we can be positive in calling this particular experiment a certified failure. Sending to incinerator.

Boyfr'hen'd 5 Points

Note to self: Next year, name the damned things first to avoid making the same gag twice and having to go back and change the last one.

Chutney Glazed Chicken 5 Points

Experiments on these ones seem to have a higher than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the delicious orange flavour, I'm sure.

What does it look like, Marvin? I'm dancing with this chicken. 5 Points

Experiments on these ones seem to have a lower than average mortality rate. Nothing to do with the disgusting mustard flavour, I'm sure.

EGGNA 5 Points

As previously alluded to, I like Joel G's Margo better but I already do two other cute green girls later.

It's Coopy Month 5 Points

Couldn't be arsed making them do the dance.

Coopy Month 2 5 Points

Couldn't be arsed thinking up a different medal name for each of them.

Chickun 5 Points

It's Rebutia by Bacun. Wanted to add a couple of characters I haven't done anything with before.

3am Chickan 5 Points

Stella by 3amsoda. Obviously some variety would be preferable but, the most memorable recurring character of this year was another green lady, I don't know what to tell you.

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Randy Learns Science

Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/235 points)

Worse than Death 25 Points

Get the Bad Ending.

Free Will is Dead 10 Points

Give up the ability to think for yourself by naming yourself "ICRAVEFLESH".

I Almost Feel Bad For You 50 Points

Get the Ugly Ending. (Do the worst in every minigame besides the Periodic Table one)

Randy Loves You 50 Points

Don’t make a single mistake in any minigame, don’t lose health in the Final Challenge AND get the Good Ending.

What Have You Learned 100 Points

Place both [REDACTED] on Randy across two playthroughs.

Reimagine :The Game:

Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)

Finding Out Who Your REAL Friends Are 5 Points

Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.

Death By Slow Internet 10 Points

Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER

Baby I Was Born To Survive 25 Points

Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.

BWOOOOONG 25 Points

Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.

Not That Dying On Lost MEANS Dying On Lost 25 Points

Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.

So Vivid And Intense 25 Points

Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.

Too Soon, Finish Late 25 Points

Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.

Unzipping in the No-Fly Zone 25 Points

Finish one third of the levels.

Viewer Number 301 25 Points

Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.

Charged With Battery 50 Points

Finish two thirds of the levels.

EVERYONE IS YOU 100 Points

Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.

The End The Game 100 Points

Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!

REPLAYING :the game:

Medals Earned: 4/4 (250/250 points)

A Little Birdie Told Me. 25 Points

Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.

Bloodbath 25 Points

Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.

THE END 100 Points

Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.

Unlock-ness Monster 100 Points

Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.

Surviving the Snowstorm

Medals Earned: 4/4 (95/95 points)

Rank: BT 10 Points

You won!

Rank: OO 10 Points

You won!

Cold Blooded 50 Points

Get all fails in StS.

Surprise! 25 Points

Get jumpscared by Henry.

T E T R I S ' D: The Game

Medals Earned: 10/15 (65/325 points)

'My Up Key is Jammed!' 5 Points

Survive 15 seconds without jumping.

Competing 5 Points

Submit your score.

One Wrong Move 5 Points

Die by falling off the edge.

Still Alive 5 Points

Stay alive for 50 block-drops

Tetris'd 5 Points

Die by getting squished.

That Was Useful 5 Points

Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.

Well Educated 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial.

I'm Not Stopping 10 Points

Stay alive for 100 block-drops.

Leap, Kangaroo 10 Points

Jump 50 times in one game.

Total Showoff! 10 Points

Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.

Addicted 10 Points

Play the game for at least 20 minutes.

Dodgelicious 25 Points

Stay alive for 250 block-drops.

Smooth Moves 25 Points

Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.

Ninja 100 Points

Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.

True G4m3r 100 Points

Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.

Tankmas ADVENTure 2020

Medals Earned: 9/40 (90/500 points)

December 17th 10 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

December 18th 10 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

December 19th 10 Points

Open the nineteenth present!

December 20th 10 Points

Open the twentieth present!

December 21st 10 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

December 22nd 10 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

December 23rd 10 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

December 24th 10 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

December 25th 10 Points

Open the twenty-fifth present!

December 1st 5 Points

Open the first present!

December 2nd 5 Points

Open the second present!

December 3rd 5 Points

Open the third present!

December 4th 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

December 5th 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

December 6th 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

December 7th 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

December 8th 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

December 9th 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

December 10th 10 Points

Open the tenth present!

December 11th 10 Points

Open the 11th present!

December 12th 10 Points

Open the twelfth present!

December 13th 10 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

December 14th 10 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

December 15th 10 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

December 16th 10 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

December 26th 10 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

December 27th 10 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

December 28th 10 Points

Open the twenty-eighth present!

December 29th 10 Points

Open the twenty-nineth present!

December 30th 10 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

December 31st 10 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

January 1st 25 Points

Open the last present!

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

Think Positive! 5 Points

Collect all the Happy Thoughts

Horsin Around 25 Points

Get a score of 10 or less on Pin the Tail

The Alien Hominid Bootleg Digging Adventure 25 Points

Score at least 20,000 points in Festive Forage

Lussekatter Vinner 50 Points

Collect all 99 Lucia Cats in Hot Bun Run in under 90 seconds!

THE END - Part 3 50 Points

Take a stroll down the Credits Hall when it's over.

Tankmas ADVENTure 2021

Medals Earned: 9/37 (85/420 points)

Welcome to the Village! 5 Points

Enter the village for the first time.

December 17th 10 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

December 18th 10 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

December 19th 10 Points

Open the nineteenth gift!

December 20th 10 Points

Open the twentieth present!

December 22nd 10 Points

Open the twenty-second gift!

December 23rd 10 Points

Open the twenty-third gift!

December 24th 10 Points

Open the twenty-fourth gift!

December 25th 10 Points

Open the twenty-fifth gift!

December 1st 5 Points

Open the first present!

December 2nd 5 Points

Open the second present!

December 3rd 5 Points

Open the third present!

December 4th 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

December 5th 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

December 6th 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

December 7th 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

December 8th 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

December 9th 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

December 10th 10 Points

Open the tenth present!

December 11th 10 Points

Open the eleventh gift!

December 12th 10 Points

Open the twelfth gift!

December 13th 10 Points

Open the thirteenth gift! (Before Brandy Does)

December 14th 10 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

December 15th 10 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

December 16th 10 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

December 21st 10 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

December 26th 10 Points

Open the twenty-sixth gift!

December 27th 10 Points

Open the twenty-seventh gift!

December 28th 10 Points

Open the twenty-eighth gift!

December 29th 10 Points

Open the twenty-ninth gift!

December 30th 10 Points

Open the thirtieth gift!

December 31st 10 Points

Open the thirty-first gift!

January 1st 10 Points

Happy New Year!!! Thank you for playing Tankmas 2021! See you next year!

Yeti Degree 5 Points

Score 15 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade

Yeti Masters Degree 10 Points

Score 30 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade game

Yeti Doctorate 25 Points

Score 40 points in the "Holy Crap a Yeti" arcade

Warm Winter Feelings 100 Points

Receive a Kiss from Tom Fulp, or anyone with this medal

Tankmas ADVENTure 2022

Medals Earned: 12/40 (60/230 points)

December 1st 5 Points

Open the first present!

December 10th 5 Points

Open the tenth present!

December 17th 5 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

December 18th 5 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

December 19th 5 Points

Open the nineteenth present!

December 20th 5 Points

Open the twentieth present!

December 21st 5 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

December 22nd 5 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

December 23rd 5 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

December 24th 5 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

December 25th 5 Points

Open the twenty-fifth present!

Comic Consumer 5 Points

Read "A Gift to Never Forget" in the Blue Door

December 2nd 5 Points

Open the second present!

December 3rd 5 Points

Open the third present!

December 4th 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

December 5th 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

December 6th 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

December 7th 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

December 8th 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

December 9th 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

December 11th 5 Points

Open the eleventh present!

December 12th 5 Points

Open the twelfth present!

December 13th 5 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

December 14th 5 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

December 15th 5 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

December 16th 5 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

December 26th 5 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

December 27th 5 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

December 28th 5 Points

Open the twenty-eighth present!

December 29th 5 Points

Open the twenty-nineth present!

December 30th 5 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

December 31st 5 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

January 1st 5 Points

Open the thirty-second present!

Yeti Yeeted 5 Points

Defeat the Yeti in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Santa Slain 10 Points

Defeat Santa in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Collector's Set 25 Points

Collect all 25 cards in the Yule Duel arcade game!

Candlebearer 5 Points

Witness the Day of the Little Candles

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

WATCH A MOVIE 5 Points

Use the home movie theater to its fullest and catch a premiere! (deja vu)

The End 5 Points

Open all the presents

Tankmas ADVENTure 2024

Medals Earned: 20/60 (135/395 points)

Day 1 5 Points

Open the 1st present!

Day 14 5 Points

Open the fourteenth present!

Day 15 5 Points

Open the fifteenth present!

Day 17 5 Points

Open the seventeenth present!

Day 18 5 Points

Open the eighteenth present!

Day 19 5 Points

Open the ninteenth present!

Day 20 5 Points

Open the twentieth present!

Day 21 5 Points

Open the twenty-first present!

Day 22 5 Points

Open the twenty-second present!

Day 23 5 Points

Open the twenty-third present!

Day 24 5 Points

Open the twenty-fourth present!

Day 25 5 Points

Open ALL 14 Christmas presents!

The Little Candles 5 Points

Open the Night of the Little Candles present!

Golden Marshmallow! 10 Points

It's cooked! In a good way!

Settle it in Flash 10 Points

Find Blade the Hedgehog

Emergency Meeting! 10 Points

Find the impostor!

Sweet Surprises 10 Points

Meet someone sweet~

Skybound 10 Points

Meet a sky traveller

...of Brakenwood! 10 Points

Find Bitey

Pure Innocence 10 Points

Take them to see the world

Checked In 5 Points

Welcome to Tankmas ADVENTure 2024!

Day 2 5 Points

Open the second present!

Day 3 5 Points

Open the third present!

Day 4 5 Points

Open the fourth present!

Day 5 5 Points

Open the fifth present!

Day 6 5 Points

Open the sixth present!

Day 7 5 Points

Open the seventh present!

Day 8 5 Points

Open the eighth present!

Day 9 5 Points

Open the ninth present!

Day 10 5 Points

Open the tenth present!

Day 11 5 Points

Open the eleventh present!

Day 12 5 Points

Open the twelfth present!

Day 13 5 Points

Open the thirteenth present!

Day 16 5 Points

Open the sixteenth present!

Day 26 5 Points

Open the twenty-sixth present!

Day 27 5 Points

Open the twenty-seventh present!

Day 28 5 Points

Open BOTH the twenty-eighth presents!

Day 29 5 Points

Open the twenty-ninth present!

Day 30 5 Points

Open the thirtieth present!

Day 31 5 Points

Open the thirty-first present!

Day 32 5 Points

Happy New Year! Open the thirty-second present!

Thanks for playing! 25 Points

Open one final gift...

Passing On 10 Points

What is a hotel but a stop in the journey?

Have a non-denominational Tankmas 5 Points

...and a very denominational Hanukkah!

It's rare! 10 Points

Encounter wild tamago, and use the rare emote

The Box for the Job 10 Points

Listen to the box's whooooole story

Many uses for a box 5 Points

Help someone out

Don't worry about it 5 Points

You know, they got like a billion of these back in the office

Cherry Chocolate Milkshake 5 Points

Meet Ponyboy!

The things you'll do, the things you'll see 10 Points

Find Project 154

Triple Trouble 5 Points

Play Triple Triangle!

Gachapon! 10 Points

View all 43 Pico Cross arts from the Gachapon

Merry Chris-mas 5 Points

Read "Jared and Oliver celebrate Christmas"

Merry Christmas ya filthy animal! 5 Points

Read "Times Up Santa"

Grand Voyage 5 Points

Duty calls those who answer the duty. For some, we get heroes, for the fortunate, we get Shmigmar.

Smiles all around 5 Points

Read "Pico and Friends - Bringing Smiles to all Kids"

File 4 - Robbery Gunchild 5 Points

Read the latest Cooper Bullet

Off to another Tankmas Adventure... 10 Points

Read the 'Tankmas Chronicles' comic

Plugged In! 10 Points

Find a mysterious cartridge at the software demonstration

Costume Party 10 Points

Get 15 different online users (including yourself) with 15 different costumes on the same screen